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Tim Smythe - Alto

Tim's first words as a child were in 166 languages and he performed 10 famous operatic solo arias at his first pre-school concert. Tim stormed the primary school opera circuit, selling out school halls from Antarctica to Siberia, stopping only briefly for an endangered penguin sandwich.  

Tim went on to skateboard the Himalayas, clocking the fastest ever southern decent of Mt Everest. Many years later he would repay the people of the region, selling them 20,000 cases of his Yeti Juice health elixir. All profits went to the establishment of a 20 storey monument of himself on his Everest decent. Today, the monument, built on the site of a 4,000 year old monastery, is a World Heritage listed sacred site, and incorporates a state of the art plasma television replaying the greatest highlights of Tim's Everest decent.

Voted the "Humblest Humanitarian" seven times (and currently contesting a court case to confirm his eigth), Tim now works tirelessly to help develop Men Wot Sing's signature high pitched drone singing. He recently unearthed a musical genius, almost a quarter as talented as himself, hailing from the village of Royston Vasey, the wailing wag, Master Jonathon Clough.

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Men Wot Matter ::: Awesome photograph taken by the lovely Melinda Reed. Thanks Melinda!
A brief heartfelt introduction. ::: SingFest, May 01, 2010 Photo courtesy of Branca
A hymn divine. ::: 01.01.10 - Concert Stage, Woodford, 2009/10. Photo courtesy of Tobias Fitzroy.
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