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More disturbed than "disturbingly good-looking" (to use an old Men Wot Sing adage), this confused alto-baritone is carefully concealed in the Group's Front Row. 

From a random and inglorious singing career that began in the Sussex Downs, Joyaa won his school colours for singing "It's a Long Way to Tipperary". Consequently, and inspired by the glory of at last being able to wear the coveted striped magenta-and-tan tie, he sought to set sail to Tipperary with a paper tape measure, in order to establish the precise truth behind the song's jaunty lyrics, and be able to bore his only daughter with marvellous fables of his exploits. 

When the tape measure tore, some six feet out of Liverpool Docks, he considered taking Trappist Vows until a group of particularly ugly bastards caught him humming sad solos in the foothills of the Gold Coast Hinterland. The rest is history.